Scratched Symphony

destinationtoast:

clotworthyskeffington:

what would be the best thing about being a tiny anthropomorphic mouse?

wearing flowers as hats

eating strawberries the size of your face

adventures in cupboards

sleeping in a little sardine can

using buttons as plates

making little clothes out of handkerchiefs

being friends with birds and squirrels and such

using a mushroom as an umbrella

See Results

this is the hardest poll I’ve ever seen

after seeing only 3% for button plates, i would like to change my cast vote

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charlottan:

Many wonderful women are congratulating me for my fantastic ability to open the microwave door right before it beeps. They are cheering my name and everybody is so happy and my burrito is still cold in the middle so I get to perform my trick for them again

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Help me I’m looking for memers to constantly share about manic posts on a nonstop pipe dream thrill ride

sundustingdryads:

et tu brute

direwolfs-stuff:

I’m sorry

But you know someone had to do it to em

lilluigi135:

not my meme but damn is it accurate

pieandpurpose:

Awkward SPN Family Photos (1/?)

noradaydreams:

yeet it jensen

hellerscape:

weird-dorky-little-d:

He will make you tell him what’s wrong then abuse you then tell you to sht the fuck up and gtfo, for trying. He will make everything out to be your fault. He will be too high on his tall horse.

uncle-cazador:

amateur-artist:

gayteensupreme:

queer-as-duck:

prismatic-bell:

aromantic-goldfish:

crowleyisactuallyanasexualsname:

simposexual:

detective-dr-curious:

1disorientednddisabled1:

genderfluidbitchlikesundertale:

multifandomtrash1093:

kkshowtunes:

eyess:

kkshowtunes:

nyx-the-magic-maniac:

imaverycatgirl:

sunnythebunny2:

i-am-your-parental-figure-now:

book-limerence:

the-gay-lady-of-ravenclaw-tower:

awkward-finger-guns:

sirfroggerspennyworth:

awkward-finger-guns:

ah-shit-i-burned-down-the-house:

ifellinlovewithjaneway:

10-rats-in-a-trenchcoat:

mints-current-obsession:

willow404:

mythicalbinicorn:

memestofsdsins2-and-a-half:

bu-bu-bunny:

leg-stealing-bee:

tundraroo:

official-lucifers-child:

mckittericks:

thesadchicken:

humunanunga:

capnkirks-abs:

thenorsiest:

plant-dad-sulu:

thesadchicken:

gayquark:

talaxian:

lacefuneral:

distracted-kirk:

lacefuneral:

wetroomba:

kirksfattitties:

kirksfattitties:

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water tribble

water tribble

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desert tribble

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hot tribble…..

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cold tribble..

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dirt tribble

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crystal tribble

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rubber tribble

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garden tribble

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stone tribble

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shiny tribble

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light tribble

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cat tribble

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cloud tribble

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bubble tribble

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Tumblr tribbles

Tumblr tribbles

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What the hell is a tribble

I FUCKING HATE TUMBLEWEEDS

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beenovel:

holdingpatternthings:

deltasquadformingup:

jrrtolkiens:

the-artifice-of-eternity:

thranduils:

captainjennhart:

jrrtolkiens:

frodo baggins the iconic reluctant hero who saved the entirety of arda deserves so much better than “sam gamgee is the real hero” i said what i said

#yes!!!!!! its not that sam’s contributions shouldn’t be appreciated #but frodo bore like impossible psychological torment and despair #and yet clowns still act like this because #he does actually crack and struggle under the stress #and he doesn’t have some aragorn style battle scene #but GO OFF i guess

“Frodo deserved all honour because he spent every drop of his power of will and body, and that was just sufficient to bring him to the destined point, and no further. Few others, possibly no others of his time, would have got so far.” –J. R. R. Tolkien, Letter 192

Let’s be real, at least half the reason people refuse to see Frodo as the “real hero” of the story is because he actively chooses non-violence and mercy. 

I remember some YouTube commenter writing “Frodo is so overrated, he never even kills anyone” and if that doesn’t win the award for Most Impressive Failure to Get the Point, I’m not sure what does. 

#tbh I adore sam gamgee#but he would throw hands if he knew people were praising him by putting frodo down via @the-artifice-of-eternity

some little hobbit child listening to a story: geez did Frodo even do anything

all the adults in the room: no doN’T

samwise gamgee vaulting in through the window: FIRST OF ALL

Anyone else read that last line in Sean Astin’s voice?

Someone: Frodo didn’t do anything meaningful

Samwise Gamgee, rolling up his sleeves: YOU HAVE YEE-ED YOUR LAST HAW—

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fckmypssywtharakemom:

boyc4t:

guts2002-deactivated20211208:

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nomettesbizzareadventure:

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